Friday, January 15, 2010
MALL SLACKER DREAM...
Picture the new Anthropogenic Shield encircling Earth.
It feels like living inside a thoroughly shaken and tossed Snow Globe right now.
But, never fear, if we let everything settle, our environment will clear, and life will be beautiful.
How can we go wrong?
The most thoroughly compromised, naturally unaware individuals alive are currently reaching agreement, using the tried and true methods of political give and take, strange bedfellows, and behind the scenes bargains struck in smoke filled rooms all over this Blue Orb.
Pretty soon, we will have a Globally Legislated Climate within the AnthroShield, and Global Commerce will flourish.
I like to envision these clowns striding the halls of power, filled with their newfound Climate Sense, considering Earth's Climate the same way as they do The Climate of the Court, the Business Climate, the Economic Climate, and other significant indoor issues.
Algore would need to be airlifted and resucitated if he ever woke up on a mountaintop and drew a deep, clear breath of icy morning air.
As would all the rest of these Bozos.
Yet, we are all sitting back while the overstuffed, pasty faced, mega-compromised Pols of the world are actually putting together the groundwork for Global Climate Legislation.
All of which leads to The Global Mall.
This totally enclosed shopping experience, featuring every product from Earth's every nook and cranny, is exactly where Climate Legislation will lead.
Think about the mentality behind these decisions.
It's time to acknowledge this actuality.
Can Mickey D's in Space be far behind?
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